wanted: motivation buddy
you may have noticed a new link on the sidebar. it goes to a site that hooks you up with other out-of-shape individuals in your area. you could think of it as a matchmaking site, but not for love.
a few things pop into my head:
- you're new in the area
- you're so pathetic that you can't convince your friends to get in shape
- people with the same interests as you aren't in your immediate circle of friends
- you're just really friendly
in my defense, i think 2 years is still fairly new; i mostly only have people i work with as the closest i can consider as friends. well, there's that plus CT (yes I know somebody named Connecticut, but i've just decided to pronounce it as see-tee, so get over it) a college bud who turned up, in all places, as a former student of snap.
can i say that i'm shy? (yeah, right)
besides, it's not like going to a bar and getting a hookup there. how would you approach it? let's say that there's this hot chick at the bar, and you casually come up to her and say... what?
"hey there. i need somebody to play with my balls. you wanna do it?"
duh. STRIKE THREE! AND YOU'RE OUT! idiot.
oh, you dog, you!
i guess barflying wasn't ever really my thing anyways....
P.S.
nobody ever answered to that craigslist posting that i had. heh. go figure....
a few things pop into my head:
- you're new in the area
- you're so pathetic that you can't convince your friends to get in shape
- people with the same interests as you aren't in your immediate circle of friends
- you're just really friendly
in my defense, i think 2 years is still fairly new; i mostly only have people i work with as the closest i can consider as friends. well, there's that plus CT (yes I know somebody named Connecticut, but i've just decided to pronounce it as see-tee, so get over it) a college bud who turned up, in all places, as a former student of snap.
can i say that i'm shy? (yeah, right)
besides, it's not like going to a bar and getting a hookup there. how would you approach it? let's say that there's this hot chick at the bar, and you casually come up to her and say... what?
"hey there. i need somebody to play with my balls. you wanna do it?"
duh. STRIKE THREE! AND YOU'RE OUT! idiot.
oh, you dog, you!
i guess barflying wasn't ever really my thing anyways....
P.S.
nobody ever answered to that craigslist posting that i had. heh. go figure....


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