fumes, rebreathed

talked to mi corazon earlier today. i could only imagine how she looked like when she was saying: "what were you thinking when you gave your number to a girl, in church no less?!"

honestly, i just wanted to know why she kept looking my way. you know i won't lie to you on that one.

hmm... come to think of it, maybe she was actually looking over to some other cute dude in my immediate direction. That would explain why she hasn't called.

Uhh... not that I'm expecting her to. (damn. i'm doing a fine job in digging myself deeper into a hole, am i not? sheesh.)

i did mention to one of my students that i did that, and it took all her will not to hit me in the head for it. pretty much, her take on it was that i was crazy for hitting on a girl in church, and a Catholic Church at that.

i was not hitting on her!

she was also quite certain that i was to burn in hell for all eternity for what i did.

she was the one doing all the looking!!!

she recanted a little later on though, and said that only the really bad people go to hell, so i've been given a reprieve and i'll just rot in some purgatory for close to eternity.

see, love? you don't have to get mad at me; the big G's got it covered.

...damn rubber cement....