craigslist poster wannabe

i've recently reacqainted myself with craigslist and i've been having a monstrously wonderful time perusing the ads. on that note, i've thought of a posting that i can make. it goes something like this:

would you like to play with my balls?
- m4w - 29 (in the district area)
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Date: 2005-04-10, 10:06PM EDT

...tennis balls, that is. now that i've your attention, i'm looking for somebody who wants to get back into playing tennis. i haven't played since 4th grade, but it's one of those things that i've been wanting to get back in to.

things of note:

- i cannot serve
- i suck when i'm close to the net
- we'll probably end up not connecting with the ball for the first few times

therefore, patience is a must. oh, a sense of humor is accepted. i've this idea of going somewhere around fairland since i thought i saw some decent tennis courts there. and if you want to get into running too, i think there's a path in there as well. serious inquiries, please. thank you!

this is in or around in the district area

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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that being said, i figure i can possibly net me some psychos along the way. i'll just have to let them down gently when they start asking me to go out with them for more than just forehand, since i'm dizzyingly in love. i'll try to post what madness this ends up becoming... should i ever decide to get this one on craigslist. *sigh* the lengths i go through just to inspire myself to make up stories....