Makings of a Dirty Old Man

I've recently gone back to the gym. It's been close to 2 months since I was there. Some things have stayed the same, some have changed. Case in point:

There're now more women as compared to when I was last there. Not just the run of the mill geriatrics that swarm kind, but younger ones.

WAAAAAY YOUNGER.

maybe 18.

maybe less.

and there's a cute one there too. sadly, she's way too young.

but i do believe that she's got it big time for me.

sadly, this can only be summed up in two short words:






JAIL BAIT





cripes. why can't I ever get a break?